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business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

fuck with a psych major then

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

fuck with an art major then

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

Fuck with a film major

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

(via nohope-jhope)

Jun 29, 2017

botanicaxu:

Zuko again! This time with three younger versions: teen, Firelord and adult look. The last piece is a doodle study for Zuko’s different looks throughout the series =)

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Jun 29, 2017
hashememe: “ littlecluus: “What do we think about watermelon sets!? I like the way them turned out…little chunks of watermelon lol. And the red has little black glitter inside for the seeds ;) ” I’m sorry but I’m eating these ”

hashememe:

littlecluus:

What do we think about watermelon sets!? I like the way them turned out…little chunks of watermelon lol. And the red has little black glitter inside for the seeds ;)

I’m sorry but I’m eating these

(via vodni)

Jun 29, 2017

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kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

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JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

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a true inspiration

I bet they are secretly thinking some big fish thoughts.

okay but why the music in the video make it seem like the fish bouta give someone the succ

(Source: fuckyeahwierd, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Jun 27, 2017

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